Thursday, January 14, 2010

Knowledge

Seriously, why do you need to go to school when you have MLIA?

"Today I was watching Harry Potter 1, and it finally dawned on me. Diagon Alley. Diagonally. Knockturn Alley, Nocturnally.. Took me 10 years to realize this." - MLIA

"I read on MLIA that you can lengthen a paper by changing all the punctuation to size 14 from a 12. I tried this on a really long paper I had to do for a class. It made my paper at least a page longer. I will now continue to do this throughout college. I knew that reading these stories would pay off one day. Thanks MLIA."  - MLIA

"Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed" - MLIA



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